Dearest Shithead in the Lifted Dodge Cummins,

"Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno) 11/24/2014 at 11:30 • Filed to: None

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I'm sorry I slowed you down from 100+ to 75 while I was passing a semi, but that is no excuse to roll coal on me after I move back over to let you by. Twice. Then to the lifted Ford a few miles up the highway.

Also, the stalk on the left of your wheel is what you use to operate the blinkers. And fold your fucking camper mirrors in douchebag.

Sincerely,

Sorry about your dick bro.

For Sweden > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 11/24/2014 at 11:35

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Diesel Rams have a straight six

BMWs have a straight six

Maybe inconsiderate drivers are not attracted to BMWs, but straight six engines.

Coty > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 11/24/2014 at 11:35

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You know what the rumor about having your tow mirrors out is, right?

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Coty 11/24/2014 at 11:36

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Not the damnedest clue.

Coty > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 11/24/2014 at 11:37

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If you pull into a parking lot with them out, it's supposed to signify you're looking for a man to have sex with. Whether or not that is true, I couldn't tell you.

TheHondaBro > For Sweden 11/24/2014 at 11:38

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Supras?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 11/24/2014 at 11:40

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http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/hosers-1605567…

Not trying to sound like a pretentious ass, but that's one benefit of the u-boat. I had a lifted Ford brodozer tailgate me while I was passing traffic in the left lane at 5 over on I-80, so I slowed down and paced the traffic with him mounted to my bumper. I eventually sped back up and when the right was clear, he tried to fly around me without signaling.

Needless to say, he didn't get past.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > For Sweden 11/24/2014 at 11:41

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Skylines? 53/54 Corvettes? Original Ford Pickups?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > For Sweden 11/24/2014 at 11:43

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Early lexii? Land Cruisers? E-types?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Coty 11/24/2014 at 11:44

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I'm calling BS on that one. Sounds like it started out as a joke.

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 11/24/2014 at 11:46

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It still applies. At least for the ones I've seen.

Tripper > For Sweden 11/24/2014 at 11:47

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Many inconsiderate drivers own cars...

Party-vi > For Sweden 11/24/2014 at 11:49

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Incorrect; All Jeep 4.0L XJ drivers are courteous and polite. And devilishly attractive.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 11/24/2014 at 11:49

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So many people with an inadequacy complex. On my bicycle today I caught up with someone in a ruined Merc SLK on a road with a speedbump every few car lengths, who then got all freaked out that a bicycle was as fast as him. He proceeded to floor it to the next speedbump and I heard an impressively loud scrape as he went over it. I caught up again at the next light which made him even more annoyed. He mustve hit about 50-60 on the next road, which was a thin 30mph road with cars parked either side.

TLDR: some people are assholes.

deekster_caddy > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 11/24/2014 at 11:51

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Got a go-pro? Submit his license plate to the cops. Visible smoke = illegal in many states.

Milky > Party-vi 11/24/2014 at 11:52

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Hitting on Yamahog?!

ACESandEIGHTS > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 11/24/2014 at 11:54

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I'm pretty sure the dick thing is true. I mean... within the last 20 years people had to have heard about the correlation and then, fully informed, purchased accordingly.

At least women know which clowns to stay away from. "Pick you up in my F-350?" Uh, no thanks, I forgot have to wash my hair.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > deekster_caddy 11/24/2014 at 11:54

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I really need to get a go pro or dash cam.

Party-vi > Milky 11/24/2014 at 11:57

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No, just an ex-XJ driver :3

Coty > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 11/24/2014 at 11:57

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Probably.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 11/24/2014 at 12:04

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Lets run with it so all the dudebros afraid of catching teh gay fold in their mirrors?

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Party-vi 11/24/2014 at 12:05

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Ooh.

//honhonhon

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 11/24/2014 at 12:06

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And then what? Have them change lanes into us because they have blind spots the size of California and no mirrors?

It's almost worth it, but not quite.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 11/24/2014 at 12:11

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LOL it's not like they don't already shove themselves in too tight spots, I don't think the mirrors will change things much.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. 11/24/2014 at 12:12

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Huh... sure

Milky > Party-vi 11/24/2014 at 12:17

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Ha, well me too.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 11/24/2014 at 12:17

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True.

RickyD > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 11/24/2014 at 12:30

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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > For Sweden 11/24/2014 at 13:09

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So do real Wranglers. It all makes sense now.

yamahog > Milky 11/24/2014 at 13:24

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Unfortunately I am a New Yorker so as we all know that invalidates his first two points, but only reinforces the last ;)

yamahog > ACESandEIGHTS 11/24/2014 at 13:27

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False. I need that extra clearance from my lift kit in order to comfortably hoist my massive cock n balls inside my Jeep.

ACESandEIGHTS > yamahog 11/24/2014 at 13:44

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Hahah, big juicy hog. This right here has got a self-cleaning spittoon. I just press this button and it ejects the erstwhile mess in conjunction with my Rolling Coal 3000 system.

gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun > TheHondaBro 11/24/2014 at 14:10

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I'd be an inconsiderate driver if it meant getting a Supra!

HammerheadFistpunch > Party-vi 11/24/2014 at 14:26

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Let not forget the stately land cruiser owner

thebigbossyboss > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 11/24/2014 at 20:36

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A go pro wouldn't have helped me today. I am backing out of my driveway which is right near a stop sign.

Sometimes, I can back out when cars are approaching the sign because they slow down for it, even if they don't stop completely. NOT GRAMPS "SLOW DOWN FOR WHAT" IN HIS MAXIMA.... fucker blew through at 35 mph. Startled me so much I fucking stalled in the middle of the road. UGH!